Chinese hospitals install ‘automatic sperm extractors’ in their premise

This time around last year, we had brought to you a unique gadget on display in ‘China International Medical Equipment Fair’. We had informed you about how an ‘automatic sperm extractor’ machine has been developed which claims to collect sperms for sperm donation.

It’s being reported now that some Chinese hospitals will start installing these for most serious medical purposes. In fact a Nanjing hospital in China has installed this machine already. Called by some as the ‘massage pipe’, this machine can be adjusted according to the user’s height and will provide the required speed, temperature, frequency et al for medical reasons.

Displaying pictures and creating an ambient sound, this machine will help users to donate sperm easily. It is even being said, that it will make ‘money standing up’. Director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital was however quoted as dismissing this as a rumour and affirmed that it was only to be used by patients who find it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. He said, “Perhaps netizens misunderstood the usage of the machine, and thought it was used for sperm donation. In fact, sperm banks have very high standards; donors must go through strict medical examination and they will definitely not use a sperm extractor.”

A good thing about the machine is that it will cut on the STDs as the sperm is conveniently collected in a condom like pouch. It is being seen that the machine is gaining popularity with almost 20 to 30 patients using it every day. The machine is infact on sale and you might as well check it out, if it interests you.

Oddity Central